Words to Live by....

I'm not a shopper. At all. Since my son is getting married in a few weeks, I've had to venture to the 10th circle of h*ll known as the shopping mall for shoes and other items for the festivities.

I'm always on the lookout for some amusement, though, and the mall did not fail me.

I walked past a stroller rental:



Do you see the tiny black bag hanging from the bottom of the stroller? Here's a close-up:



At least my day at the mall wasn't a complete waste of time.