How do I know?
'Cuz she was a wonderful support as I was completely anxiety-ridden about running my 5K.
'Cuz she called to check on me and told me I did a great job.
'Cuz she printed out this picture:
AND PUT IT IN HER PHOTO ALBUM!!!
And to everyone who told me how great I look now that I've lost some weight -- YOU LIE!!! Do you think there's any ink left in Dad's printer after he printed the photo of my gi-normous butt?
The good news is that there may be another photo of me running (front view, please, Lord!). If I get a copy, the butt picture is SO GONE!!!